Tag Archives: ageing

Let’s chat, you don’t have to say a word.

I may have become that woman. She’s been waiting for me and now I’m here. *********************************************************************** I love freelancing, I get to wander into cafes with my laptop, order a coffee and settle in for a couple of hours of … Continue reading

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Sick of Fit

Another Monday morning of rueful stomach roll contemplation. This is followed by an avowal to abstain from imbibing all forms of alcohol and a commitment to better dietary choices. Let’s see how far into the week we get this time. … Continue reading

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Rose coloured glasses.

Zinna promises to find a pair of glasses that will make me look ten years younger. They must be rose coloured. Which, coincidentally, was the actual colour of my very first pair at the tender age of thirteen. Thick rimmed … Continue reading

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Ageing Beauty

So there I was swathed in capes and towels contemplating the furrow of lurex threads adorning my part line and wondering when my regrowth touchups went from every three months to every five weeks, when a magazine cover caught my … Continue reading

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Dude, where’s my service?

Years ago in a fresher time I’d hear women complain about feeling invisible and figured it was because of their obvious facial hair or general air of disintegration. Darl, I thought, it’s time to embrace laser hair removal and lose … Continue reading

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