Tag Archives: Shopping

All I want for Christmas is…

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Learning the hard way

I had a bit of a ‘Falling Down’ moment this week. Fortunately for all concerned, our restrictive gun licensing laws prevented my fossicking around for the pink 5 Round 38 Special Smith & Wesson in my hand bag. The weeks … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, humor | Tagged car parks, Christmas, Falling Down, family, humor, presents, Shopping | Leave a comment

Smooth criminal

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Learning the hard way

To be honest, I thought I had it all going on. The top and pant combo, comfy yet funky trainers, tousled locks settling into semi-obedient waves and I was rocking a red lip. Yep, looking good, lady, looking good. This … Continue reading →

Posted in humor | Tagged fashion, Shopping, stealing | 3 Comments

Coffee

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Learning the hard way

It’s been one of those days when I wish I wore a uniform and carried an electric cattle prod. As if my job isn’t excruciating enough without having to deal with large life forms in stretch pants meandering in pairs … Continue reading →

Posted in humor | Tagged Beverage, Coffee, food, French press, humor, Jens Lekman, Lumineers, Shopping, Taser, Werribee Plaza | 9 Comments

Bio mum

Posted on May 10, 2013 by Learning the hard way

Let’s be quite clear about this – the gene pool probably needs a good dose of chlorine. That’s mine, not yours – I’m sure yours is a mine of inherited intellect and unalloyed attractiveness. This introspection generally arises around the … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Not so funny | Tagged divorce, Fairy tale, Grandparent, Grimm, Hallmark, Holidays, humor, Mother, Mothers Day, psychic, Shopping | 16 Comments

Free Styler

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Learning the hard way

The thing about hand me downs is that you often find yourself wearing something you wouldn’t have actually contemplated purchasing in the first instance. I recently became the recipient of several summer frocks. I use the word ‘frock’ advisedly in … Continue reading →

Posted in humor | Tagged Clothing, fashion, hand me downs, Home, humor, Laura Ashley, personal style, Pimms, Shopping, Tie-dye, Western Australia | 2 Comments

My diamond days are over.

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Learning the hard way

Turns out diamonds are not my best friend. I was recently charged with the task of merchandising a selection of diamond rings, bangles and earrings; a fiddly job that gave me new appreciation for my opposable thumbs. Surreptitiously slipping on … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, humor | Tagged Christmas, Coco Chanel, Diamond, Engagement ring, Gemstone, humor, inheritance, Jewellery, Jewelry, pearls, Shopping | 2 Comments